bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

bobbing for french fries by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

Bobbing for Cock 

When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.

Haha! Look at Jim over there. He didn't get any sleep last night so now he is bobbing for cock.

Bobbing for Cock by tatermctater April 16, 2015

Gooch bubbling 

The act of blowing air bubbles (typically administered via a submerged empty plastic bottle) directly against the gooch. Highly addictive, commonly compared to crack / crystal meth. Not ordinarily used by under privileged drug enthusiasts as usually a swimming pool is key enabler. Hard core addicts will bubble anywhere they can submerge their gooch in an inch and a half of liquid.

Fam, that pool party last night was sick! Chris, Dan and Sam were gooch bubbling all night! bubbled out of their brains! They were clucking for an empty bottle after the cleaners left! Totally G-bubbed!

Gooch bubbling by SexyD86 June 20, 2017

bobbing for scrotum sauce 

a sport where a female gracefully hugs a penis with her lips and mouth. she then bobs up and down until she she lands upon the scrotum sauce. this sport is popular for males to experience. also know as skull

"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"

"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."

(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"

"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."

"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."

"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!

bobbing for scrotum sauce by Slump June 21, 2004

Wet Apple Bobbing 

A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.

During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.

Wet Apple Bobbing by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015

Bobbing 

Most commonly associated with a game involving apples, bobbing is a term used to describe the motion of ones head or upper torso when giving oral sex to a male.

I like to hold her hair and look her in the eyes when she's bobbing on my knob.

Bobbing by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Cheese-Bobbing 

When you are in the shower and you stretch your foreskin to collect the water as if you were a bucket. then dunking your head into the foreskin and using your teeth to pick out the smegma.

Last week, I heard that Charlie Lyon was cheese-bobbing in the shower.

Cheese-Bobbing by Sxm06m October 22, 2020