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A mix of a realist and an optimist the Bloomer stands opposite to his doomer counterpart. The Bloomer, just as the doomer, sees the world for what it really is: messy, hard, unforgiving, selfish etc. They don't live in a bubble but see the harsh reality of this world. However, where the boomer falls into pessimism or nihilism and refuses to do anything about the situation but await the end, the Bloomer has a positive outlook. He accepts the rules of the game and in it tries to make something of himself. He also sees the good sides of life, wants to live a happy life and be successful.
*during the corona crisis*
Doomer: "look at all these selfish people. They sit at each others throats, act like idiots, the economy plummets... Society is doomed."
Bloomer: "Yeah, I know that there are lot of dumb people out there, but there are a lot of smart people too! And look at all the solidarity! We'll get through this mate, we'll get back into the world and start rebuilding. It'll all be fine."
Bloomer by _TigerKing_ April 10, 2020
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Boomercide 

The Systematic Extermination of any and all Boomers.
"Back in my day, we had to walk 200 miles of hellfire to get to school."- Boomer
"Okay, Boomer, you won't survive the Boomercide."- Some Zoomer
Boomercide by Not Chairs November 15, 2019

boomerna 

“BoomerNA just screamed extremely loud..”
“yeah he does that a lot
boomerna by dudecomeon April 1, 2021

Boomer Humor 

Jokes that boomers find funny that just aren’t funny. Jokes that boomers make, and find really funny that make the younger generation cringe

boomerbook 

How Gen Z calls Facebook
The only social media where you can find baby boomers and millennials
- Hey Paul, do you have a Facebook?
- Boomerbook? Hell no, only old people use that.
boomerbook by joorge June 9, 2019

Sonic Boomer 

Individuals from the generation born between 1946-1964 who are not simply regularboomers but actually go above and beyond their peers to deny all logic, facts, scientific evidence and will do so while spelling poorly with the CAPS LOCK key fully engaged.
I thought Woodrow was just a boomer, until he denied the dictionary existed, typed in all caps. Then I realized he was actually a Sonic Boomer.

Boomer-Zoomer 

Traditional boomer, discovering and embracing the Zoom video app for social community activities, especially as a product of pandemic quarantine.
My wife is such a boomer-zoomer, now regularly connecting with her teenage best friends for the first time in decades using the Zoom video – it’s the new hen party.