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"BPS" is another way to say shitty software system or that there is a glitch in a software system. A glitch that can't be tracked down and is the fault of some shitty software company but they will never admit that it was an issue. They will just tell you it fixed itself.
Gawddamnit! I was right in the middle of getting the payment in the system and then it totally went TU and BPS'd on me.
BPS by Jeff Downs July 22, 2009
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bps by Anonymous April 11, 2003
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Term white people use to talk black people without them knowing. Short for black people.
Look at these BPs backing into that parking spot.

That cop has a couple of BPs pulled over on I-70.

"What the hell is all that noise." "I don't know, a couple BPs yelling at each other."
BPs by waltersmilf June 14, 2013
BPS stands for booty pics
BPS by Bps lover April 15, 2019
A common term used in emergency departments describing a patient who comes in after a crazy Saturday night with abdominal pain.

A CT scan is ordered and reveals a butt plug that has been adventuring the large intestine.

These mornings are best known as “Butt Plug Sunday”
RN 1: they just paged us a 25 year old admit from the ED with abdominal pain. Now we gotta get her sobered up so they can propofol her to pull out a 4 inch dildo
RN 2: sounds like a classic bps
BPS by ChargeRN July 3, 2019
When you take the actions of being a better player in the situation you are in Hense the name bps (better player situation)
Drew: yo I just destroyed that kid

Beth: yeah your just a bps
Bps by Fuck me daddy papi August 6, 2020
The actions of when you are a better player in the situation you are in
Drew: dude I just destroyed that kid
Beth: yeah your just a bps
Bps by Fuck me daddy papi August 6, 2020