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bourbon street 

A street in New Orleans' french quarter. This street is the site of many U.F.B.'s(unidentified flashed boobs) also the home to the most powerful drink in N.O. the hand grenade. Three or four of these bad boys and even the most hard core drinker will be stumblin'. Also home to the 64oz plastic beer bottle filled with your drink of choice(my personal favorite). Mardi Gras and bourbon street go hand in hand(hints the U.F.B.'s). Often times sober visitors will find that on arrival to this famous street they are disgusted at the stinch of old beer,piss,puke,and that their feet stick to the brick streets, but as they leave they fully understand why the street is the way it is because by two or three in the morning they have managed to contribute by spilling a drink, throwing up somewhere, and pissing on someone's doorstep or any random place they can find to do so (just don't let N.O.P.D. catch you).
After a night on bourbon street they'll be so hung over they'll be tellin you. "Man, last night I got bourbon faced on shit street."
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Bourbon muncher 

Usually a working class sob who goes around putting others down with their harsh, negative and idiotic insults to hide their own insecurities... While he snacks on some bourbons!
Wow, that Jason kid sure is a bourbon muncher ,look at the size of him.
Bourbon muncher by Just_Flash July 25, 2016

bourbon_neat 

a person that did soundgasm audios a couple years ago
person 1: bourbon_neat's voice is so fucking hot wtf

person 2: gimme the link to that mans account

person 1: bet
bourbon_neat by asterisarat March 28, 2021

Bourbon Butt 

The ungodly foul stench produced upon excrement after big night drinking bourbon.
Ben: Holy shit man, I just went to the toilet and had wicked bourbon butt. I’m gona go easy on the booze for the next few weeks.
Dane: Far out bro! You have serious problems... I have never smelled such a foul odor in my life!!!!
Bourbon Butt by Big weapon April 9, 2011

Bourbon Street 

The only place you can drink ANYWHERE / ANYTIME, buy a prestigious piece of art, get ran over by 100 cycling nudists, consume food that's literally unrivaled, buy a 8 oz drink for $11 bucks, then go upstairs to their balcony bar & get the same shit 3 for 1, observe a homeless man pull out "trashed drinks" with any leftovers to combine them into a 64oz germifobe's worst nightmare 'medley' so he can get trashed too, get hustled by 800 shooter girls at 8 bars, party with cops who have only horses and vespas to chase you with, get a lap dance from a 10 at Larry Flynn's, get a lapdance from a 2 everywhere else, AND then passout in a Historic Hotel ---- all in the same block!
The homeless guy got drunk on Bourbon Street by removing 18 drinks from a garbage can and combining them into a 64 oz Bum Runner cocktail.

bourbon dictionary 

A user-written compendium of cocktail recipes.
Bert: "I can't find 'Flaming Nazi Buster' in bourbon dictionary."
Jan: "Look under 'Nazi Buster, Flaming.'"
Bert: "Oh."

bourbon fictionary 

The behavior where a person becomes an expert on everything after after a few drinks often coupled with a common side effect of making stuff up and indignantly insisting on its validity.

Also: The act of getting drunk and coming up with new crap for the urban dictionary.
Get a couple of drinks in the guy and he becomes a regular bourbon fictionary.