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I am bored 

You must be bored. Extremely bored, otherwise you wouldn't have gone to a dictionary site and typed in 'i am bored" just to see what popped up.
*types in "I am bored"*
*finds this entry*
*reads example*
*thinks to self - "Wow, I really am bored."*
I am bored by Jillybean-Jellybean January 16, 2009
Related Words

bored burgers

A shitty joke by penguinz0 that he has shared in multiple episodes of The Official Podcast that after telling, will always lead to silence.
Penguinz0: I was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun,

Everyone in the podcast: .......
bored burgers by climpsonj April 15, 2019

Bored horny 

When a person or people get turned on for no reason while doing nothing. Mostly out of boredom they start to have sex or jerk off
Man I was so bored horny last night I jacked off till I fell asleep
Bored horny by Random horny guy February 4, 2017

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

Im fucking bored

When you’re way too fucking bored so you just search up “im fucking bored” on google.

God, im so fucking bored that im adding a word on urban dictionary .