Hand Bogged 

Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shitty paper in the bowl!

Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"

Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"

Hand Bogged by XXL4LIFE May 9, 2009

Bodied 

One who gets in fight and gets ass kicked has just gotten "Bodied"

Bruh! Rousey just got BODIED by Holm

Bodied by MrOooKill'em July 12, 2016

bodge 

A quick and dirty job, something done very hastily. Make it look good for the next day or two and if it falls down after that, it's alright.

1> You bodged together that doghouse, didn't you?
2> How can you tell?
1> The walls look like they can cave in at any time.

bodge by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

bodied 

Typically used to refer to complete losers who get murdered in a competitive environment.

Eminem bodied Machine Gun Kelly in his disstrack called Killshot.

bodied by s1l3ntshadowz September 14, 2018

borged 

to be assimilated into the collective by something in an effort to forcibly take something of yours...

could be your computer, clan, freedom, money, effort, technological and biological distinctiveness, or your soul....

but you will know when you have been borged.

you have been warned.....

XP fucked up my system!!!! again!!!!
ive been borged!!!!!! fuck you Bill Gates!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!6^%$^$*^&^*&^#$%(*^$^

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE............

borged by 324430 of 9999999999999 May 15, 2005

bogged 

In trading and investing: A state in which one's trades go so poorly as to be explainable only by the intervention of an omniscient and likely malevolent entity. Presumably, Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff.

Trader: I shorted bitcoin @ $6500 dollars then it instantly went to $8000. In my panic, I closed my short and opened a long then it immediately went down to $7500 in a span of 5 minutes. I literally got bogged.

bogged by raizumaraiz May 26, 2018

bodoged 

To make a highly unlikely hand on the river card of a texas hold 'em game to win a pot. Usually this is a significant hand that gives one player a large amount of chips, while the other is left with very few chips.
"Bodog" is an online poker and gambling website and is known for making draws (straights and flushes) on the turn or river card.

Man, you really got bodoged on that last card. He only had 2 chances to make his flush and got the card he needed.

bodoged by Benjamin Smith May 3, 2006