BOBBITTED

CUTTING OFF A DUDE'S JUNK AND TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW.

VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN

THE SOLUTION TO AVOID SEEING PETE WENTZ'S COCK ALL THE DAMN TIME IS TO HAVE HIM BOBBITTED.

BOBBITTED by HUEG August 19, 2008

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bobbiting

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.

Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!

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The act of having your penis dismembered by an ex. Named after Lorena Bobbitt after she sliced off her husband's penis

Jack is going to get bobbitted after Rose learns of his affair with Daisy.

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When a woman bites off a man's penis.

Lorena Bobbittized her husband!

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He didn't label any of the wires before removing them?!

Nah he Bobilized the shit out of it!

Bobilize by trons210 July 10, 2010

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The act of being immortalized by having a bobble head doll made in your likeness

Oh just great nancy!! Nicole just bobbleized her boyfriend and herself on some stupid website...God damnit I swear!!

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