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bobbiting 

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.
Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!
bobbiting by Psychokiller666 October 2, 2013

Bobbitted 

The act of having your penis dismembered by an ex. Named after Lorena Bobbitt after she sliced off her husband's penis
Jack is going to get bobbitted after Rose learns of his affair with Daisy.

Bobbittize 

When a woman bites off a man's penis.
Lorena Bobbittized her husband!
Bobbittize by Troubleshøøter January 14, 2021

Bobilize 

He didn't label any of the wires before removing them?!

Nah he Bobilized the shit out of it!
Bobilize by trons210 July 10, 2010

bobbleized 

The act of being immortalized by having a bobble head doll made in your likeness
Oh just great nancy!! Nicole just bobbleized her boyfriend and herself on some stupid website...God damnit I swear!!
bobbleized by butfukr14 March 3, 2011