means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.

"haha, look at your dick, its a half boner"
"no, im so blowed man, i got blowed dick"

Blowed Dick by BrookLynn & Brandon.Stonerkids October 12, 2009

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blowed off

Fucked up. An object, person, or situation can be blowed off.

"I got blowed off last night"
"My blowed off computer won't work"
"You fucked my girl? That's blowed off"

blowed off by ARay January 27, 2008

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Sugar blowed

The sweet act of dipping your dick and balls into brown sugar, powdered sugar, maple syrup, and sometimes even melted chocolate; so that the person giving you a blowjob will find it even more tasty and delicious. Only done on special occasions though. (Warning), high possibilities she ain’t gotta sweet tooth, so if you decide to dip your balls into maple syrup and she ain’t willing to suck it off, then you’re fucking screwed...good luck getting that out by yourself.

Sandra: I sugar blowed Ricky so good last night, but I made sure I didn’t suck off all the syrup, so now he’s still trying to get it all off. **Laughs evilly, but in a hot way**

Sugar blowed by 🥀breezy🥀 February 12, 2022

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Chris Browned

To excessively beat a bitch with no remorse.

"Damn tttina pissed me off last night and I Chris browned that bitch"

Chris Browned by Rymo Mcvogue & Mike Roe February 23, 2009

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