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bitchuation 

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.
Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.
bitchuation by COMB July 20, 2008

Bitchuation 

When there is an extreme lack of female presence in a situation many are wanted.
Jay: "This fire is getting pretty lame with just us guys"
Eddie: "Yeah man, we got quite a bitchuation on our hands here"
Chris: "Get to texting!"
Schenck: "Have been..let's not throw anymore wood on"

Bitchington 

Refering to a person (typically a girl) stealing something that belongs to another person (also that is Typically a girl).
*girl steals another girls man*

Wtf, I thought we were friends you little bitchington!!
Bitchington by Even da goat May 28, 2017

bitchiation 

bitchiation (n.): 1. the process of turning into a bitchy little bitch. 2. Hilary Duff. 3. See Brachiation. 5. divorce.
Ever since that vixen's bitchiation, I just can't stand her!
bitchiation by Avni June 2, 2005

Bitchuation 

person 1: dude we got a bitchuation

person 2: who is it?

person 1: its Maddi
Bitchuation by little duckling April 18, 2011

bitchtationship 

The highest form of friendship that is built through the hatred of others and tolerance only for each other.
"Their bitchtationship grew stronger as they bonded over that girl that's seriously so annoying."
bitchtationship by mcswaggie February 17, 2014