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Bingley Special 

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in
Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky
Bingley Special by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019

Bingley Kiss 

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror
I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss
Bingley Kiss by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Bingley Handshake 

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove
Bingley Handshake by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Pillars of Bingley 

The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)
Pillars of Bingley, how life should be lived
Pillars of Bingley by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Binglebash 

Someone who is a wimp that gives off the vibes that they would get battered by a bunch of hench people.
Alternatively, can be used as a verb as an alternative to 'batter'.
"Charlie, you are such a binglebash, actually go suck my toe"
"I am going to binglebash you"
Binglebash by ChaiKittyBurps July 12, 2021

Bingley Cloudy Fizz 

Cheap lemonade with copious amounts of jizz and spit in
Dave: Bobby, you cunt! Why did you serve me a Bingley Cloudy Fizz?
Bingley Cloudy Fizz by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019