Clay Bertrand 

The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.

"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".

Clay Bertrand by Ranky64 July 26, 2017

Garret Bertrand 

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

Garret Bertrand by bill shakespear June 4, 2018

kaitlyn bertrand 

she is such a sweet person; she can get a lil obnoxious sometimes but she don’t mean no harm. she gets a offended a lot but she do be getting those guys. she is also rly short but she has a huge heart.

jimmy: “yo shorty! how is goin down there!”
kaitlyn bertrand: “uhm, hi that kind of made me sad”

kaitlyn bertrand by summitcookid November 29, 2020

Daniel bertrand 

A man with a wicked big cock who goes by the name of grant when he tummy sticks other men

Daniel Bertrand aka grant tummy sticks his penis to another mans stomach

Daniel bertrand by Daniel Bertrand May 30, 2021

Jean bertrand 

Show a person who is shy and will have sex late in life, a young man with no ambition and a girl in his life that will take care of him after because jean bertrand has no money and no goals in life, a jean bertrand is someone very talkative

One day I will become like jean bertrand

Jean bertrand by Covid 19 positive November 22, 2021

de/bertrand

a cranky old man with a hat, coat, walking stick and a long twirly moustache. hobbies include self-victimisation and self-projection

"you've been arguing with me all day, you're such a de/bertrand!"

de/bertrand by lunablu February 9, 2026

The Dirty Bertrand 

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.

I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.

The Dirty Bertrand by bbbeaver October 13, 2012