Beat Off by Dr. Dre 

Noun- the act of masturbating while listening to porn on a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre

Guy 1- Did you watch that video i sent you?

Guy 2- Yea, and I used it to pull a Beat Off by Dr. Dre

Beat Off by Dr. Dre by Tintoes May 26, 2012

beat off station 

A place where a teenager masturbates at

Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).

My mom almost found my beat off station yesterday luckily it's hid very well.

beat off station by $ub7erO FreeZiN September 3, 2017

Beat off crazy 

To masturbate one's self into an insane state.

Jaime is beat off crazy this weekend, we won't see her until Monday.

Beat off crazy by Abnerone March 18, 2005

Beat off crazy 

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

Beat off crazy by jj March 18, 2005

beat off chair

The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.

Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.

beat off chair by Beety McMeety January 6, 2012

Beat Off Syndrome 

Better known as BOS. It’s when a male or female masturbates too much and cause inflammation in the wrist with pains of carpull weaner throbbing. The doctors who fix this problem often make incisions in the wrist to relieve the pain of BOS. Doctors often ask their patient during a consult, “Who Da BOS!?!” Usually the guilty party is in so much pain they book an appt to correct BOS.

My wrists are constantly hurting! You may suffer from Beat Off Syndrome and may need a consult with your doctor. You da BOS!

Beat Off Syndrome by DoubleA_CarsonCity December 13, 2018

Beat-off bumps

A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.

I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel

Beat-off bumps by Happy beater August 13, 2010