barefoot and pregnant

When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family

A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."

Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."

Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"

Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."

Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."

by breeder jim April 18, 2015

barefoot

without shoes or socks

shit i just steeped in that dog feces barefoot

by z September 13, 2003

masai barefoot technology

Walking, training shoes and boots based on the walking style of the Masai tribes of Africa.

Masai Barefoot Technology. Often associated with forehead carpet burns, damaged Christmas trees, broken CD storage units and in excess of 3 litres of cider.

by John Thurling May 21, 2008

barefoot rebellion

A resistance movement typified by grass-roots, non-violent disengagement as a viable force for political and cultural change.

The homeschoolers and urban homesteaders are part of a barefoot rebellion to modern lifestyles.

by MBellishments March 16, 2009

barefoot functional

When you're so damn over it, so any task that requires you to put on shoes is beyond your scope of capabilities

No, Laura. I don't care if Alan is coming to the party, I'm not going. I'm barefoot functional right now

by sonky1234 March 29, 2023

barefoot bay

a little town in the central part of Florida, near Sebastian.
there is nothing to do, except smoke a lot of pot and take a lot of CCCs.

small enough community where everyone knows everyone, but they love each other most the time cause they dont remember what happened the next day.

it can be fun cause some cool people live there, but its mostly over run by old people who decided theyd go to Florida to die.

"hey look theres some drunk naked people running around barefoot bay."
"shit......MOM GET BACK HERE!!!"

person1: "lets go smoke."
person2:"where??"
person1:"bfb."

by anonymouspersonyea December 15, 2008

barefoot boogie

Noun: A dance event, usually in a rented hall or community centre, where shoes are left by the door, and freestyle dancing is encouraged. No smoking, alcohol, nor drugs are allowed.

Has a new age atmosphere.

My Vincent stopped going to raves and started to go to barefoot boogies.

by Kerb November 28, 2004