Baltic cocktail 

A drink of Russian origin. Consists of 50 ml vodka and a spoon of pure cocaine. It is belived that it was very popular amongst the communist party members during the revolution of 1917.

-One more baltic coctail tovaristch Lenin?
-Охххх ЕП ТВОЮЖ МАТЬ!!! (Strong Russian language) I'm sorry tovaristch Trotsky. That baltic cocktail stroke me like a horny veloceraptor.

Baltic cocktail by Dildo-Diddly-Does2 April 21, 2010

Baltic Bulge 

when in a wet-suit, an erection is achieved that veers to one side such as the balkins in eastern Europe. A Baltic bulge is both painful and shameful

Look at Trevor, when Samantha came over and gave him a hug for saving her from drowning she walked away with him sporting a major Baltic bulge

Baltic Bulge by Admiralnewkirk June 8, 2011

baltic mini-ramp 

This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.

The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.

person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"

person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"

baltic mini-ramp by glimpze740 July 3, 2008

baltic squid

a ventilation device designed by Clint Price , Jim Wymer , Pat Bell that gives maximum suck for minimun horespower

A air powered device with a multiple of hoses ,hence the Baltic Squid

baltic squid by Clint Price September 2, 2008

Baltic Avenue 

an adjective that describes something as lacking class or being trashy. It's taken from Monopoly, where it is has just slightly more value than lowly Mediterranean Avenue.

That lady, with her whale tale, tramp stamp, and the Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt, is really Baltic Avenue.

Baltic Avenue by Milburn Pennybags March 15, 2010

Baltic Ball Bath 

The act of lowering one's testicles into a lukewarm yet hearty soup to stave off the symptoms of hyperthermia

"I feel like they are going to fall off, Joan! Time for a Baltic Ball Bath!"

Baltic Ball Bath by wetjim53 May 4, 2020

Baltic Jesus 

Baboi10 AKA Baltic Jesus

Baltic Jesus but take away the Baltic Je

Baltic Jesus by Marcus Lane May 24, 2021