baconie
A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.
baconie by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014
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baconiphany
a sudden, intuitive perception of a new recipe with bacon as an ingredient, usually initiated by hunger and followed by intense need to perceive the scent of bacon.
baconiphany by MakinBacon December 30, 2008
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Baconism
the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
ALL HAIL BACONISM
Baconism by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011
Baconchovie
Baconchovie (bay-cun-cho-vee)
Baconchovie is is a cross between bacon and an anchovy, normally used as a pizza topping.
Baconchovie: Half pig, Half fish. Hunted and gathered during ancient times, is considered a delicacy among royalty. Normally hunted by horseback, but during modern times the hunting of this rare entree has evolved. Baconchovie is now hunted by air and has been made famous by gyrocopter enthusiast, C. Denny and his book "Intro to the Hunt: Baconchovie by air in the Viva*la*ranger 520 gyrocopter". C. Denny passed on when his co pilot dropped a bag of polished nails on his head during his research of his unfinished book "Penguins: where do I get one".
Baconchovie is is a cross between bacon and an anchovy, normally used as a pizza topping.
Baconchovie: Half pig, Half fish. Hunted and gathered during ancient times, is considered a delicacy among royalty. Normally hunted by horseback, but during modern times the hunting of this rare entree has evolved. Baconchovie is now hunted by air and has been made famous by gyrocopter enthusiast, C. Denny and his book "Intro to the Hunt: Baconchovie by air in the Viva*la*ranger 520 gyrocopter". C. Denny passed on when his co pilot dropped a bag of polished nails on his head during his research of his unfinished book "Penguins: where do I get one".
Excuse me, I left my can of baconchovies in your Ford Ranger.
I do enjoy a pizza-pie slathered in baconchovies
I do enjoy a pizza-pie slathered in baconchovies
Baconchovie by LongLiveTheRBV June 22, 2010
baconist
An individual with a deep and abiding devotion to all things bacon. This can involve total immersion in the bacon lifestyle or a simple and abiding love of the bacon food group. Baconists often join online communities to share their love of the food group and create themed gifs and memes to celebrate all things bacon.
Baconckler
Baconckler by Nukethewhales May 12, 2020