backslasher

Another name for a Windows/NT/DOS dork. Can usually be seen in the wild wearing a polo shirt and slacks while carrying the latest Microsoft release packs.

"Dude check out that backslasher of there - I bet he's going to try and install Excel on my desktop computer. Too bad he doesn't know I just switched over to Linux"

backslasher by johnnywad September 24, 2007

backsplasher 

When you poop and the turd creates so much force when it hits the toilet water that some toilet water splashes up your back

HOT!!! i just got a backsplasher and now it looks like i took a shower

backsplasher by !?!?!?!?! February 18, 2010

backlazer

someone who will lay or sleep anywhere no matter the circumstances, including sand,dirt,or a jizz-drenched pile of laundry

Mel: look at rob, he's just lying there on the sand. he must not mind that he's laying on pieces of dead kelp and lobster pieces while been crawled on by ants!
Joe: what a backlazer...

backlazer by Al Gore(just kidding) July 7, 2011

xero backlash 

Only forward motion. Pronounced "Z-ero Backlash" Also defined as- Never look back. and/or always look forward.

There's xero backlash for being who you are. Just keep moving forward and no one can stop you.

xero backlash by Andrew Z December 1, 2007

backwasher

When you work at the Thatcher’s factory and you’re in charge of the process that mixes the cloudy apple and cloudy lemon beverages. Tasking a bit of both in your mouth and spitting it into the big bucket.

Hey Vik! You’ll never guess what. I’ve just landed myself a role as Chief Backwasher at Thatcher’s!

backwasher by Jack3586 September 22, 2020

Gatorade Backwasher 

Gatorade backwasher is a sex position where the male would lay his dick into the females pussy while backwashing cum and Gatorade at the same time and then spitting it in her mouth and then swallowing it

Sarah get over here and let me give you a Gatorade Backwasher

Gatorade Backwasher by drollermite86 March 15, 2025

Gatorade Backwasher 

Gatorade backwasher is a sex position where the male would lay his dick into the females pussy while backwashing cum and Gatorade at the same time and then spitting it in her mouth and then swallowing it

Sarah let me give you a Gatorade Backwasher

Gatorade Backwasher by drollermite86 March 15, 2025