Accidently

Accidently (a whole coke bottle) - Verb

To accidently something is to insert an object 5 to 6 inches up your rectum. This is commonly used to cause sexual pleasure, as it is also to annoy others.
The most common item to accidently is a coke bottle, yet most things can be used.
Using this term creates interesting prospects.

"I accidently a WHOLE coke bottle!"

"I have something to tell you... I accidently your dildo last night..."
"Accidently what?"
"Your dildo."

"I'm not gay! I just like to accidently!"

More examples at http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X

Accidently by CJdamaster December 23, 2008

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assident

an accident involving one or more people being an ass

This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.

assident by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009

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assident

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).

Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.

assident by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004

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ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

ASSident by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010