fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid by ZenTam May 28, 2018

Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

Smack my ass and call me Johnny! by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute. 

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute. by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018

fuck me in the ass and call me susan 

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan

fuck me in the ass and call me susan by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch 

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe 

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic

Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!

Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer 

showing a state of suprise

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer by swanybeast69 June 28, 2010