ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die 

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

go ahead and 

an annoying phrase bosses often use in attempt to soften a command to do something.

"Go ahead and take out the garbage, then when you come back in, go ahead and clean out the fryolator, then when you're done with that, go ahead and clean up the shit someone smeared on the wall in the bathroom."

go ahead and by ducksRpeople2 September 17, 2011

Spoon, Ahegao and T-pose 

When you take a silver or golden spoon and put the handle in your nose.

Then you make a ahegao face.
Then you t-pose.

Abbreviated to SAT

Geoff: Dude what did you do this weekend.
Jeff: Well I did Spoon, Ahegao and T-Pose
Geoff: I love to SAT

Spoon, Ahegao and T-pose by PseudoPseudoPseudo All the way October 3, 2019

and i was like ahh

Obnoxious people use this phrase after they have recited an anecdote about their petty tribulations.

This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.

Teenage girl drops her lipstick.

Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.

and i was like ahh by fanboy January 1, 2005

go ahead and log out for me 

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus

“i wanna watch porn rn”

“go ahead and log out for me hon”

go ahead and log out for me by livinlikelarry2 March 24, 2020

1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store 

andandaanannat a supermarket... you control the guy or the women who runs the rurunurr... brings out the carts ononnonon on a forklift... WHAT HAPPENS?

Have you ever committed a 1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in real life.

1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store by [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ September 28, 2021

Ahh shit and two farts 

Used to express anger.

"We're outta beer!"
"Ahh shit and two farts i'll go get some."

Ahh shit and two farts by Coos April 20, 2008