albuquerque 

the largest city in the fifth largest state in the union. cut by a river sadly named "Rio Grande" and enclosed the east by a large 10,000 foot mountain range penned "Sandia" or watermelon mountains. containing a large hispanic and native american navajo population.

also known as "The Burque" or "La Mierda" which is spanish for "the excrement"

get the f@#$ out of La Mierda as soon as possibly man

albuquerque by Chevy G March 23, 2005

albuquerque 

Shithole trying to be a real city. A place for Californians to buy up property and live in gated communities. Worst schools and drivers in USA! Major fat ass people! Ignorant, arrogant and corrupt.

Albuquerque is the tax dollar wasteland of America. A city that will never be anything but a beanhole in the world.

albuquerque by Ina Binge November 21, 2006

Albuquerque 

(Spanish) adjective; brown and dirty.
noun; a place where drug use, crime, corrupt politics, "latin legislature", atrocious schools, and the most unsafe and inconsiderate drivers converge to live where the weather is nice, everything is dirty and dusty, and state pride is that of any other border town in Mexico; a dump.

Death Valley or any other ridiculous desert landscape looks just like Albuquerque.

Albuquerque by skybum February 19, 2009

albuquerque 

A really crappy city whose only redeeming qualities are the nearby mountains and the airport to get you the hell out.

Known for both extremely poor and extremely rich neighborhoods.

The local news is horrible and, recently, bear attacks have pervaded the city's already horrible reputation.

want to watch a bunch of illegals who drive terribly complain about bears?
come to albuquerque.

albuquerque by morejacob October 21, 2007

albuquerque 

Albuquerque is a city in New Mexico, surrounded by mountains and drunk indians that try to raise buffalo, which are prime for paintballing. The state is perfect for Xtreme vandalism.

OMG DAYUM!!!11 I just melted that freakin port-o-let.

albuquerque by McPoopy February 4, 2005

albuquerque 

complete crap town. home to the worst drivers, the worst burritos (unless you know where to get the good ones), and home to worthless filth who beg for money outside just about every store in the west side.

we have what we call "hell hour"... about 4:00pm, right before rush hour where the worst drivers manage to merge onto the freeways at once before congestion. crappy ass cars with wire wheels going 80mph about 4" apart. you are lucky if you dont seen an accident happen right in front of you, and gunfire as the result.

"dude, albuquerque is a peice of shit"

"yeah i know..."

"lets burn this fucker down"

"ok"

albuquerque by bigdickmike October 3, 2008

Albuquerque 

Possibly the greatest comedy song ever written. It was written by Wierd Al Yancovic, a very funny artist. It is aprox. 11:22 long, and is featured in his album Running with Scissors.

"Hey guess what? I know all the words of Wierd al's Albuquerque!"
"Oh, yea? Well, sing it to me!"
"Well, I would, except we're not talking, i am posting a definition of the song on UrbanDictionary.com and I would post all the words, but unfortunately i cant because the stupid thing says that i have used the word 'said' too much... which is very true."
"Ah, I see. I will go look up the lyrics and download the song, then."

Albuquerque by Twalger April 29, 2005