Albania 

The country in which Voldemort hid while he recovered from the damage that Harry Potter had caused him.

Fact.

Voldemort: "I hid in the forests of Albania"

Albania by AlbaniaSupportsEvil November 17, 2009

Kanye Albania 

A satirical music meme page that posts mainly shitpost, music memes and oftentimes steals people's tweets that have the words "Kanye Albania" in them.

-Have you heard of Kanye Albania?
-No what's that?
-A shitpost meme page that steals people's tweets.

Kanye Albania by TomatoSos June 1, 2021

Albanian Goat Fucker 

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.

Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes

Albanian Goat Fucker by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020

The Albanian Terrorist 

Sticking a cell phone in someones ass sideways then sending the phone threatening text messages.

Jeff either has sand in his vagina or someone just gave him "The Albanian Terrorist" cuz he is pissed!

The Albanian Terrorist by Timrothy Schtep October 13, 2008

Albanian Blowjob 

A fellatio obtained from a goat, usually achieved by smearing ones genitals with salt or saltwater.

John: I heard Mike had an Albanian Blowjob yesterday.
Gerald: Poor goat...

Albanian Blowjob by STLRkira February 5, 2023

Albanian girl 

An Albanian girl is a Sexy Mediterranean Girl....

Is that sexy girl, italian, is she Greek?....No She's an Albanian girl.

Albanian girl by thomas King III May 24, 2009

Albanian Mindset 

the Albanian Mindset is running an unregistered uranium enrichment facility inside a 70 years old woman's apartment on the 3rd floor while committing a mass amount of tax evasion

- bro how did you make that much money in a week?

- I follow the Albanian Mindset

Albanian Mindset by Terrorizim August 9, 2023