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What your next door neighbor shows how small his thing is
Your Neighbor: *Walks out door and waves his thing around*
Also your neighbor: Hey! Anybody like my thing?!
The girls: EW! WTF is he doing?!
You: YO! This Advertisement is FUCKED UP!
The Girls: Agree on that! *Gags*
Your Neighbor: So do you like it or what?
You and the Girls: FUCK NO!
Also You: I think Im gonna go back inside and throw up...

advertisement-furry 

someone who dresses up in an animal costume to advertise a business.
hey dude did you hear that john got a job as an
Advertisement-Furry?

No way, what animal is he wearing?

A Polar bear.

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When you hate Urban Dictionary's dumb mug and neck gaiter and figure out that a definition can be so long that it literally makes the self-promo non-existent.
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counterproductive advertisement 

Any advertisement that causes the viewer to boycott the product rather than purchase it. They usually cause people to cringe with disgust when they see them. This does NOT include the Snuggie and the Shamwow T.V. ads(and a few select others) because they were so over the top, which made people want to buy them as a joke.
Snorgtees, The General Insurance, That new evil Cheeto's Cheetah, Mr. Mucus Mucinex, That one fungus commercial with the animated green blob living under your toenail, various internet spam popups, Head On, and many more depending on viewer opinion.

Person: "I can't stand that guy's voice who does the Carls Jr. commercials with all the messy burgers. He makes me want to eat at Jack-in-the-Box."
Nathan44294: "That is a counterproductive advertisement."

Based Banana Advertisement Scheme

Use bots and server advertising. Lie about its information and when people come inside the server, say "The (server) is attacking and harassing us nonstop. Wanna help us try to get them back?"
"How many members can you pull into our server"
"If luck chimes in then at least 25 using the Based Banana Advertisement Scheme"

free advertisement 

support things in a public area without getting paid; just to help the subject being supported to gain steam
Free advertisement is vital to supporting lesser known music and games, such as Sparta Locals, Viewtiful Joe, Guitar Vader, Mario Kart 64, Cowboy Bebop, Guilty Gear X2 and YOGURT-pooh.
free advertisement by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003