a jason 

the act of whining over something that isnt important.

Bill: Man I cant believe Ted hit me in the face and didnt apologize.

Chris: Quit being a Jason!!

a jason by youknowwhoitis425 April 18, 2010

A Jason. 

Commonly phrase used to mean don't be a dirty beanie, glasses wearing, rapist looking, peter griffen lookin ass, peppa pigs dad lookin ass nigga. AKA Don't be a fuckup. Or come from Newark. Or claim to have bitches but have zero. And not act like your not fucking your bestfriend or want to.

Him:"Devante's a bitch"
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("

A Jason. by RARAGOTADA February 4, 2020

pulling a jason

for one to lie/exaggerate a story

“i nailed at boy n his da afor”
“ur pulling a jason”

pulling a jason by cody stokes May 30, 2019

Pull a Jason 

When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade

-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!

-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning

Pull a Jason by zongheadluvr December 7, 2009

pullin a jason 

when a friend blows you off to do something. but he doesnt have a straight answer on where he is going. Most likely hangin out with a girl named Katie

Todd: Jason do you want to go to waffle house?
Jason: Nah i dont think so .
Todd: What are you doing?
Jason: Inno i might go do somethan but im not sure. I might go hang out.
(Jason walks off)
Todd: I wonder what he is doing?
Logan: Hes pullin a jason!

pullin a jason by Yakka January 2, 2009

rapes in a jason mask

what any young man would want there job to be after they find out life is a joke

rapes in a jason mask by god balls March 21, 2003

A Jason 

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.

Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"

A Jason by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023