Legless & horned up - "Pulling a Jason On it" involves staggering into a well known meat market at 3 in the morning on your OWN to try his luck with the ladies.
Basically a country way of saying that your boy did something that defines him as a piece of shit i.e. ratted you out, cannot be trusted, will stab you in the back, lie to your face, is the lineman of '95, and will fuck your bitch.
A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason
Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason