Slap a ham 

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

Slap a ham by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Drop a ham 

To take an exeptionally large and smelly dump.

Did someone drop a ham in here, I can't hardly breathe.

Drop a ham by Biff Cool May 30, 2006

Hung like a Ham 

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham

Hung like a Ham by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass

I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.

Smoking a ham by Boogie 63 March 9, 2021

looking for a ham sandwich 

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz

do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.

looking for a ham sandwich by monkeydan January 8, 2008

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

baking a ham by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

A gin and a ham in a hole 

Derived from the Irish Gaelic (cén t-am atá ann le do thoil) meaning "what time is it please?"

hey mate a gin and a ham in a hole?

its 9:15 hoss

A gin and a ham in a hole by Hossbox November 21, 2018