Benny on a chain

A gay on a chain. like a dog on a leash, but gayer, and chainier.

From a great playground joke.
"Are you a Benny on a Chain?"
the typical response is "No"
"haha Benny on the loose!!"

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to do a bennett

Going to las Vegas, getting proper turboed, waking tied up in hospital with an IV drip.

"Ahh man that guy is turboed, he's going to do a Bennett"

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to take a unusually long shit, most likely brought on by an upcoming unpleasant task including but not restricted to hard work.

guy: hey where's patrick?
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.

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What you say as a response when someone says they are "as straight as a ruler"

Tim: What? You think I'm... I'll tell you right now, that I'm as straight as a ruler
Bob: A bendy one.

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It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

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TO FUCK A DUMB MISTRESS IN THE ASS

TO ENGAGE IN AWESOME BUTT SEX

I PULLED A BENNETT ON THAT DUMB BITCH BITCH MC-BITCH LAST NIGHT

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Buying too many things you don't need on Amazon. Stress shopping on Amazon. Buying things on Amazon so that you distract yourself from ordering food on DoorDash

My wife caught me Pulling a Bennie, now she's pissed AND my credit card is maxed out!

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