Skip to main content

B.O.A.S. 

Barak Obama After Shock--- For those of you dumbass retards who thought that McCain should win the election went into what is called "B.O.A.S." They cannot believe that he has obviously won the election. So they may get depressed, suicidal, or exremely mad.
Yo, have you seen Christian?

Nah, i heard that he has B.O.A.S.
B.O.A.S. by J MONEYYY March 24, 2009

B.O.A.T.S. 

Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.
Jack - Who came up with the Texas chainsaw massacre story dude? It's really fucking stupid.

John - You shouldn't be too sure about that.

Jack- Why?

John - It's B.O.A.T.S.!
B.O.A.T.S. by Cureupt August 18, 2009

B.O.T.W.A.N.S.T. 

Bouncing
Off
The
Wall
And
Non
Stop
Talking
Emily rocks my world when she is BOTWANST.
B.O.T.W.A.N.S.T. by Boyle January 21, 2004

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y 

Nagito’s love confession basically-

“Please don’t forget, from the bottom of my heart, i am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you.”
she texted me “I love you” and I was like P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y.

“wow, that’s so romantic.”

Like a Bosh 

When someone or something desires the limelight only to wilt under the newfound pressure.
Like a Bosh, you thought it was gonna be awesome but you get it and it sucks, it doesn't do anything!
- The Basketball Jones
Like a Bosh by Imadogg November 20, 2010