Zoidberg 

An extremely unattractive female sharing characteristics similar to that of the Futurama character: Lazy, disgusting and particularly glutenous.
The sound of her thighs rubbing together provides us with the much dreaded 'woop, woop, woop' noise.

I dont know if you heard, but your ex-girlfriend is a total zoidberg now!

Zoidberg by Fahad Haque February 20, 2009

the zoidberg

See the spunk shuffle

When a women keeps her leg closed and shuffles to the toilet to prevent spunk leaking out of her

His mum saw me doing the zoidberg last night, i couldent look at her in the morning

I had to d the spunk shuffle all the way down the hall last night.

the zoidberg by Jamie Foxall March 1, 2008

zoidberg Jesus 

the one true messiah. the great dr zoidberg Jesus

whoop whoop whoop whoop said zoidberg Jesus

zoidberg Jesus by the-great-jet December 1, 2021

Zoidberg 

a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.

WOOP WOOP WOOP chek out zoidberg over there

Zoidberg by WOOP WOOP GO ZOIDY July 22, 2007

Zoidberg 

A Zoidberg is when a friend gives you a hand job with a crab. He/she positions the crabs claw around your penis, and the friend then jerks the crab up and down. In essence, the Zoidberg is a dutch-rudder via crab claw.

Professor Farnsworth: "Good news everybody! I just got a Zoidberg!"
Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."

Zoidberg by Cockdriller April 18, 2010

zoidbergs

The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired by the carapace of Dr. John Zoidberg M.D., as occasionally seen on the television show Futurama.

Look at the zoidbergs on her, she needs to drop a few pounds or get a new bikini.

zoidbergs by Toxin August 17, 2007

Zoidbergism 

The occurrence of reading a word of phrase in the voice of another. From the popular television series Futurama character, Dr Zoidberg.

Zoidbergism Example #1: "Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig." (Read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice)

Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)

Zoidbergism by keto4life April 1, 2012