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land zeppelin 

A morbidly obese individual. Often seen riding around in motorized carts in Wal-Mart or Grocery Outlet.

The more white trash they are, the less obese they have to be to qualify as a land zeppelin.
The Land Zeppelin heaved herself into the car, wedging herself in between the seat and the dash.
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led zeppelin

one of the most overrated bands of all time. dont get me wrong, they have serious talent, but everybody is simply on their nuts
it pisses me off to hear every prepubescent teen say they listen to led zeppelin and pink floyd in a futile attempt to get laid
led zeppelin by cwes7675 February 5, 2008

limp zeppelin 

A used and publicly discarded condom.
Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.
limp zeppelin by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

Brown Zeppelin

huge turd that blows your ass appart
that Brown Zeppelin tore my ass up

House of Zeppelin 

Term used to describe clothing worn by grossly obese people.
She: "I saw <censored> today"

He: "Oh yeah? Is she still buying her clothes at House of Zeppelin"?
House of Zeppelin by Eugene206 October 10, 2006
/zapped/: Verb: Noun: Adj.
One's state of mind after consuming copious amounts of alcoholic beverages.
- Dang, did y'all see Erika last night? She was absolutely Zapped!!!
- After work today, I'm going to go home and make me a bowl of Zaps!
Zapped by King of Zaps February 14, 2020