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yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt! 

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.
yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt! is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

Did you hear that Joe likes Mike? 

When someone asks who are they you respond wiht: Joe mamma likes Mike-ock
-Hey did you hear that Joe likes Mike?
-Who are they?
-Joe mamma likes Mike-ock!

Did You Tap That Again? 

When a man asks his fellow bachelor if he fucked the shit out of these 2 blondes for 4 straight hours. Along with sex, he asks if the man sucked nipples, "shocked" girls, and licked loads of pussy.
Man: Did you tap that again?
Bachelor: Once at her place, once at mine.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, 

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Did you know that Israel? 

A question that you ask someone purely to confuse them or make them look dumb.
Knowing that Israel is common knowledge, like knowing what 1 + 1 equals.
Person A: Did you know that Israel?
Person B: Uh... no?
Person A: Hah, idiot

Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary 

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wtf is that word? Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary