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A Spanish alter-ego for someone named "Jared". Consisting of the following guidelines:

1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness.
2.someone you would stride to be like.
3.a manifestation of excellence.
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create.
5. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, and man uggs.
6. someone amazing.
7. with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly.
make sure yared comes to the party. no one wants awkward jared there, we want a good time.
Yared by bronze diva April 4, 2010
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Also known as daddy ball extreme. When a baseball coach runs a team like a dictatorship. Coaches a team so his son has a place to play yet his son is the worst player on the team. Bats cleanup and plays second base and catcher over far more talented kids.

Constantly seeks fill in players to play for free so paying kids can ride the bench because he thinks he might be mad at a parent.

Typically is accompanied by a female truck driver that cooks the books and skims off the top to unsuspecting parents.
Coach Smith was removed from coaching after he was found to suffer from Yatesitis. His former team went on to win tournaments and actually enjoy baseball.
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the past tense of yeet, originating from a deep-fried meme.
source: reddit DeepFriedMemes/comments/7vk8ox/lsg/
The past tense of yeet

(highly compressed Garfield 3d model, t posed, laser eyes, recorder arms)

Is yÖted 😂
yÖted by FlashlightMemelord March 3, 2018

Yatesment 

The basement floor of Yates Hall at the College of William & Mary. Former residence of Jon Stewart during his time at the College.
"Yo man, living in the basement of Yates kicks ass!"

"You mean the Yatesment?"
Yatesment by Grue65 September 7, 2009
adj. The state of being high on cocaine (yayo).
Last night I got so yayed up I felt like a god!
yayed by Lucky Loch April 6, 2003

Yate academy 

A school full of fake people, sheep shagging teachers, and a headteacher that is an all round piece of shit. Looks like dora’s had a mid life crisis, but the school is still better than brimsham
Cant be fucked for an example so yeah
Yate academy
Yate academy by fkekdbsb September 2, 2019
Is a girl with a great passion for what she wants she is sassy and can beat your ass
Boy1:bro you saw the fight yesterday

Boy2: nah bro what happend

Boy1:bro yaedi beat this girls ass
yaedi by Klkconklk June 23, 2017