winding the kinetic watch

to furiously masturbate

we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch

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winding much

it is when it is very very much wind the word is usually used by Elias peter anderberg grahn

hey åke its winding much today

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Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.

After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.

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To set someone who is being hard headed, obnoxious or ridiculous straight, get them to understand.

Most of the candidates running for President in 2016 need a good ass winding!

Ass Winding by TheBunyip October 10, 2016

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The circling action a dog does to get comfortable before lying down.

My dog spends ten minutes hound winding before he goes to bed.

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Double-winding is a term you use when you fart and the wind takes the scent in an unintended direction.

Double-winding is when someone farts and the wind blows in an unintended direction. It can easily backfire.

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Continue to “win” or be good at life, like it’s a game.

“Good job dude, Stay Winning.”

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