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long-winded discussion 

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
long-winded discussion by QuacksO January 31, 2017

Dick winded 

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.
Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

Double Winded 

Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.
-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky

Half Winded Handy 

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
Half Winded Handy by Blaceph January 23, 2021

Winged Hussars 

An elite Polish cavalry group used between the 1400s and 1700s, they were the reason why the Ottoman empire never went deeper into Europe, because they were at Vienna and kicked their asses.
WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE THEY TURNED THE TIDE!
Winged Hussars by Skyler The Slav August 18, 2017

windexing 

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.
Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.
windexing by MrShasta January 24, 2014