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Wicker Clown

Cretinous, jobless males commonly found in the Wicker Park neighborhood of Chicago. Approaching 30 or over, receding hairline social reject who couldn't get any in high school and is capitalizing off a fad to get some mad vag from boyish girls who think they're very "euro", smoke to cover their halitosis, drink PBR because it's cool & they're broke spending their money on something "artsy", whilst growing mad hair in hopes that it will cover their fugly faces and whale belly's, and have highly intelligent conversations while thoroughly intoxicated.
Can you believe that wicker clown actually asked me to buy him a PBR? He's so old, it's weird that he doesn't have a job.
Wicker Clown by thestarwitness July 10, 2009

Wicker Man 

Burning innocent virgins in wicker caskets in the shape of men. Ritual to a great fire god to which a small island played homage to.
Shall we burn our little wicker virgins and make them nice and crispy!?
Wicker Man by Molt3h June 29, 2004

Wicker Man 

-noun

An incredibly anxious, manic or uptight person.
Nick was being a real Wicker Man when he forced those children to take their masks off.
Wicker Man by Fart Moniker February 22, 2011

wicker and dicker 

To negotiate the price of a car with a car dealer.
How'd Claire get such a sweet price on her new car? She wicker and dickered with the dealer.

Wicker Smacker 

A sex position where the girl lays on your thighs and lights the wick of a candle. You smack the wick out with your dick.
Hey, do you want to wicker Smacker tonight?
Wicker Smacker by Urban_kang September 3, 2016

wicker basket 

The act of one sitting cross legged beating off to some random girls pictures, these include but are not limited to those on facebook.
Clute how many times did you "wicker basket" today?
wicker basket by Sam Song November 14, 2006