winkless 

If you say someone is winkless, it means there really (hip) and down to earth people.

Sup blud, youre well winkless

winkless by james March 30, 2005

wankfest 

A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.

UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.

wankfest by Titwanker May 22, 2004

wanlessing 

Gaining sexual pleasure from tricking someone into searching for a fictional term for an unspecified sexual act.

"Next you'll be saying you did a double smurf cannon last night."

"What's that?"

"Never heard of double smurf cannon?"

"No"

"Don't Google that"

They then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn't find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.

wanlessing by vego August 10, 2012

kiddie winkles 

A term used for children affectionately. Kiddie winkles is like saying the Apple of my eye or the joy of my heart.

I love my little kiddie winkles. I would not be without them. My kiddie winkles are the Apple of my eye and joy of my heart.

kiddie winkles by Christi-fly January 30, 2018

wankleberry 

A form of masturbation involving berries, any berry would do;

StrawBERRY
RaspBERRY
BlueBERRY
Chuck BERRY
Rachel BERRY

"You are such a wankleberry"
"You see that guy there yeah, he is a right wankleberry, i mean, look at those berrys!"

F: What you doing with that picture
P: Nothing.
F: Are you looking at porn?
P: Erm... Yeah
F: Oooooh let me have a look! *snatches off*
P: NOOO!
F: Oh.., DUDE ?! You are SUCH a wankleberry *walks off*

wankleberry by rigalish December 16, 2010

wrankles 

wrinkles that may appear on the penis due to excessive or prolonged masturbation.

After 5 years spent in the army Joe suffered from severe wrankles that required reconstructive surgery; unofficial sources have stated that Obama has been trying to include the reimbursement of wrankles laser treatment in his health care reform bill.

wrankles by samuel johnson II April 6, 2010

winkleshkuup

shkuuping the winkle, if you know what i mean................

hey bro r u ready to shkuup the winkle/wanna winkleshkuup bro?

winkleshkuup by lily sparks April 27, 2022