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Walton Goggins 

A sex act in which an older gentleman resembling Mr. Monopoly blows you in exchange for currency.
I got the best Walton Goggins at the retirement home last night, only cost me a wheat penny.
Walton Goggins by 2MS January 27, 2015

Walton High School

A school full of kids who smoke weed , freshmen dating seniors , juuling in the bathroom , and ass sports teams, especially in basketball and soccer.
Person #1 : We lost our game last night 46-2.
Person #2 : Oh , so you go to Walton High School?
Walton High School by LoserVlbes999 November 14, 2019

walton shuffle 

See Also: Andy walking at 4AM
Andy was too wasted to do the walton shuffle so we had to carry his irish ass inside
walton shuffle by Hank the Tank August 12, 2003

Walton & Johnson 

A radio programme by two self-proclaimed eunuchs from Houston; Walton and Johnson are the main performers for the "Walton & Johnson Show". They perform voices for other very original characters, such as a homosexual man and a militant black man. During the show, they frequently discuss politics, mainly to incite the listeners, of which most are middle-class suburban, Whataburger-eating rednecks. Listeners vary though, and can range from frustrated, secretely gay republican students to intolerant racist plumbers, but most are fearful of 'unwelcome, disease-carrying, gun-toting' minorities. Much effort is put into the characters, and, interestingly, all characters voice conservative opinions like the performers, or radical liberal opinions, to further provoke the hillbillies. Loyal listeners call themselves "ten percenters", proud of the fact that they understand the 'brilliant logic' of the show, and that they are able to understand words formed into sentences.
-Curtis, do you listen to the Walton & Johnson show?
-Why, yes, Travis, I do. After all, I am a fat, intolerant, ingnorant, imbecile redneck lump! How could i not?
Walton & Johnson by C. Duanh January 3, 2009

Walton Hyphen Market 

Another term for Wal-Mart, used by those who detest it. The term Walton Hyphen Market has six letters in each word, thus forming the Mark of the Beast, 666. This is quite amusing to those who equate The Wal-Mart Corporation to Satan.
Chad: We should protest and get that new Walton Hyphen Market closed down.

Eric: Let's make picket signs, all we need is some cardboard, markers and boards... Hell, we can probably get all that at Wal-Mart and save some time.

Chad: Yeah, then later we can rip-off jokes from Seth MacFarlen and post them on teh interwebz.

Walton highschool 

A school in Walton new york, full of people who are white trash, drug addicts and care more about sports than the actual students and dont realize that the whole school is total trash and refuse to realize and change something about it
Person 1: so your the new transfer student what school did you go to before you came here?

Person 2: Walton highschool
Walton highschool by Masked_ July 10, 2017