wankered 

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function

This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself

wankered by da22er April 20, 2009

Getting Waltered

v- Getting so immensely intoxicated you begin to act similar to a hillbilly named Walter of the woods of Andover, CT

Bro 1: "Dude its Ben and Brendan's 21st birthday this weekend."

Bro 2: "Yeah I know everyone is gonna be getting waltered"

Getting Waltered by TimetogetWaltered December 30, 2011

Danger wankered 

Becoming dangerously drunk/drugged beyond all recognition. Usually a 24 hour + sesh that has resulted in general loss of the ability do do anything other than smoke or drink, extremely diminished intelligence and zero concept of time it's self.

Girl: Yo, where were you all week? I've been trying to get hold of you since Monday!

Boy: Woah, if only I could remember! We had one serious sesh at Danny's where I'm pretty sure I lost my mind as well as my eyebrows. I'm never drinking again. Majorly danger wankered.

Danger wankered by Jumboner June 2, 2010

Wankered 

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed

I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.

Wankered by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003

Wallered out 

To be worn out, loose, stretched out.

Her vagina was wallered out after an all nighter with her husband.

Wallered out by AnGel0fDeath213 December 21, 2016

Wankered 

When you get far too drunk or take too many drugs you may be described as being wankered.

I was out last night with my friends and I got completely wankered.

You should have seen my friend last night he was wankered.

"How's your night going"

"I'm wankered mate"

Wankered by ChemicalKicks March 9, 2008

wankered 

The act of drinking so much your completely InSaNe. You could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. A good night out.

"Hahahaah look at critter hes wankered!"

wankered by Mooresy March 3, 2005