Waco Barbeque 

A specific type of 3 way, where a cult leader gets spit roasted by an FBI Negotiator and an ATF Agent, both of whom are vaping thicc clouds of "non-flammable" smoke.

Did you hear about David? He made his own cult and finally got a Waco Barbeque last Tuesday!

Waco Barbeque by WacoBBQ September 3, 2021

Waco Bull Shit 

1. nonsense

2. purposefully decietful, two-faced, and hypocritical

3. someone who is insincere or who acts one way in certain situations and then in a contrary manner in others

4. a malicious trickster; a fake person, especially one who deceives for personal profit

5. Giving your word to be somewhere and then moving or progressing slowly; sluggish.

6. Chronic states of mental degredation

7. Anything - literally any, situation, relationship, business, social exchange, or loss, that happens at one of the following locations:
a. Delta Inn g. Town House Motel m. New Road Inn
b. Kingsway Inn h. Budget Inn n. American Inn
c. Classic Inn i. Lonestar Motel o. Americas Best Value Inn
d. Royal Inn j. Uptown Motel p. Astro Motel

e. C&E Motel k. any motel 6 in the Greater Waco Area q. Days Inn (south Waco only)
f. Viking Inn l. Sandman

Willy was supposed to come right back, i gave him money for my drugs, because he know "the plug" personally and can get the hook up. But that was two days ago. I think Willy is on that WACO BULL SHIT.

Waco Bull Shit by NikiBee October 24, 2022

Waco Wake-up Call 

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

Waco Wake-up Call by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

Waco Justice 

An 'accidental fire' set by authorities (resulting in the death of the accused) to derail an independent investigation which would portray said authorities in a negative light. e.g. "Chris Dorner Dead:Police Heard Saying ‘Burn It Down’ Just Before Cabin Catches On Fire" - NJ(dot)com (actual headline)

Dorner's demise was a clear case of Waco Justice.

Waco Justice by Jon Eblok February 13, 2013

Waco Surfing

When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.

"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"

Waco Surfing by Shair October 3, 2022

waco standoff 

A term which describes a situation usually encountered in FPS games where 1 or more players on each team have snipers and are camping. This leads to everyone but them dying and screaming at their monitors for one of them to make a move and finish the round.

John: Shit! Mike and David both have snipers and won't move.
Ryan: Looks like we got a Waco standoff, I'm going to the store.

waco standoff by Savvz January 2, 2009

WACO-FAKE-O

The clumsy attempt by the U.N. and Federal government to mislead and cover-up the premeditated,intentional murders of innocent men women and children killed by an assassin with a flamethrower inside a medium military tank who intentionally ignited the compound and then ran over the entrance to the underground bunker caving it in on the women and small children trapped within. A cover-up of massive proportions by the U.S. Government,such as the My Lai massacre,Kennedy Assassination,White Water,Bush Banking Scandal,Watergate etc.

Well the President really pulled a "Waco Fake-o"when he claimed there were W.M.D.s in Iraq,but none were found.

WACO-FAKE-O by G.W.SHRUB October 13, 2003