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volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
volcanic crater by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005

volcanicity 

1: Something of volcanic power.
2: describing volcano filtered water.
Alan: Raaaawr! What'cha doin' Mr. Volcano?
George: Hello, tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!
volcanicity by 169pd March 17, 2008

Volcanic Mudslide 

A Black man takes the bloody tampon out of a fiery red heads moot and enbeds it up his own arse. He then mounts the fiery ginger bitch and when he is about to ejaculate the fiery red head yanks the bloody rag out causing the volcanic mudslide.
The bitch loved the volcanic mudslide but hated the mess

Volcanic Pussy Clap 

The sound when ones’ fart has a certain wetness sound due to vaginal moisture condensing in the nether regions which leads it to drip over their asshole as they fart. The vaginal moisture may also run down the leg as the air from the fart pushes the fluid further down.
Tommy: Dude go check your pants I think you just shit yourself.
Emily: No shawty it was just a Volcanic Pussy Clap
Volcanic Pussy Clap by Rapid_Colt February 3, 2021

volcanic 

Something or someone that is so hot it could kill you
He was so volcanic, I couldn't speak
volcanic by Crissie Welch March 23, 2004

Volcanic ass cloud 

The cloud created from a plume of volcanic ash.
Roxanne: Yeandle why aren't you on holiday?
Yeandle: That damn Volcanic Ass Cloud caused my flight to be canceled.
Volcanic ass cloud by boycey1 April 22, 2010