Vatican Pipe Cleaner 

When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.

Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.

Vatican Pipe Cleaner by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023

Vatican Assassin Warlock 

Charlie Sheen.

Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"

Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."

Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"

Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"

Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."

Paul: "WINNING!"

Vatican Assassin Warlock by KieferKhaos March 29, 2011

vatican city 

FULL OF CONSPIRACIES AND SECRETS!!! They hide them very well...

I tried to unlock the mysteries of Vatican City only to be harassed by Swiss mercenaries.

vatican city by 2321244 December 10, 2006

Vatican III 

The Catholic table at the Hillsdale College Snack Bar. The Third Vatican Council consists of, but is not limited to: the pretty girl, the goat, the pothead, and the nazi.

"And we thought Vatican II was bad... there's Vatican III."

"It's a good thing we have Vatican III... Squiggle!"

Vatican III by Galloway February 25, 2008

vatican state 

A country the size of the fingernail and the pope lives there, it's a country inside a country, has more Foreigners than any country in the world per capita

Man 1: hey man where do you live and where do you go to school?
Man 2: I live in the Vatican state and go to school in Italy

Man 1: ??????

vatican state by Random duuude March 23, 2017

Vatican City 

A country of old, religious men located in Italy.

Student: Where does the Pope live?
Google: Vatican City.

Vatican City by anonymous February 18, 2022

Vatican III 

A derogatory term for buttheads who steal intellectual property.

"Look Vatican III up on Wikipedia QUICK... I stole it from urban dictionary they may delete it. If they did then open the attachment in this email."

Vatican III by Galloway March 10, 2008