Straight Vaper 

An individual who uses electronic cigarettes with no mood altering enhancements (nicotine, caffeine, taurine, thc, etc) and who's right to do so is protected by law from FDA or other governmental interference, as their consumable product contains no intoxicants.

Etymology:
Straight - Free from extraneous matter (straight whiskey)
Go Straight - To live a law-abiding life, no longer engage in crime.
Play it Straight - To do something without jokes, tricks, subterfuge, distortions, or the like.
Vaper - Electronic cigarette user. From the word vapor, which is what the user inhales in place of traditional cigarette smoke.

Coined in 2011

I've smoke free since 2/2010, when I became a Vaper... And I've been nicotine free since 12/2011, when I became a Straight Vaper.

Straight Vaper by monarch79 December 15, 2011

Captain Vape 

Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists

The main protagonist of his own comic book series.

Invented by dr J

Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame

Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read

Guy 1: you should read captain vape?

Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly

Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining

Girl 1: uh ok, I guess

*finishes reading*

Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Vape by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022

Valerija 

Valerija Is An amazing girl you can always trust and rely on. She lives to joke around and always has time for laughter. She is very emotional and sensetive. She is the world's beautiful girl you can ever imagine. People can be really jelous of her beauty and what she has to say . If you mess with her you will regret it. She will always be there for her freinds and family . *She is a real bad bitch and you will like that *

Person 1 : I really wish I was Valerija she is so stunning beautiful and she is just amazing.

Person 2 : I know right she is the world's spot light

Valerija by 123oops12e November 8, 2019

Vape Tier 

Fake car enthusiasts who frequently vape at car meets. These haphazardly eBay-modified shitbuckets are sometimes called alt-ricers or "cringe tier" for obvious reasons. They attempt to incorporate: A) Stance, B) Murdered-out, C) 2003 Wings West body kit rice D) Wannabe RWB/tire letters, and other fleeting car scene trends, but fail their execution because they lack the actual financial means to see the project through, which inevitably makes it slower than it was before the owner fucked it up.

How you can spot a Vape Tier car:

-They regularly brag about how the bank doesn't own their pile of literal shit
-They brag about the sheer quantity of eBay modifications
-Due to low intelligence, they respond to criticism with cop-out phrases, such as "respek my build," and "it's my car and I'll build it how I want." You are not allowed to criticize or dislike a vape tier car, lest you become known as a “hater”
-Known to slide into a tire biter's DM
-Their favorite hobbies are vaping and masturbating to 20-year-old POS cars splattered with various colors of peeling Plastidip
-Owners will unironically rock stickers that say "Your girlfriend likes this" or “Built not bought”
-For some reason, these people place a high emphasis on creativity with their cars, even though they lack taste, tact, or vision
-Literally every Subaru (no exceptions)
-Car meets that encourages hooning, burnouts, revving and other activities with no skill/barrier to entry
-Abject poverty.

1. Did you see that vape tier car?
2. Yeah that stanced Subaru with 7 different colors of plastidip with vape smoke coming out the window?
3. Hey that's my car! Why can't you respeck my build?! *hits vape* fuck I wish I wasn't retarded and poor

Vape Tier by JDMisFORvapelords December 28, 2016

Sharth Vader 

The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.

That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?

Sharth Vader by shartilingus October 4, 2011

Valerie 

When she's responsible, she's really responsible, but when she's not, she's probably watching Youtube videos of cops tackling people. Cuz why not. Thinks with her heart AND her head, because people who act from emotion-only and make dumb choices really annoy her. Doesn't like when people bring drama to her door, and prefers friends who are wiser than their years.

Enjoys secrets, cartoons, the right to be silly, laughing, sometimes really loudly, good books, friends, classic films, and cuddling. Not the most romantic, but enjoys watching romance films. Can't handle people who are high maintenance very well.

Valeries are the type to pick up where they left off, so if you haven't seen her in two months, its totally cool, cuz she still considers you her best friend. Fiercely protective of loved ones, the first to stick up for someone being bullied, and in an emergency, is quick on her feet. Cheating is not an option. Honor, virtue, and a good reputation are her aim, just like she reads in her beloved Jane Austin books.

Motto- "don't think, don't feel, just do". - "keep it real, keep it simple, keep it real simple".
Hates letting people down, loves lifting people up.
When angry, will fantasize about flinging bricks through windows.

When vulnerable, will pull into her shell faster than Donatello.
Likes trying new things in new places.

Believes there is a huge difference between a female and Woman.

Who are you talking about? Valerie?! Oh yeah, that chick is the Ultimate woman!

Valerie by halobunny1976 July 25, 2019

Valery 

Valery is a Gorgeous girl. She is usually short and very funny. She'll crack a joke at every opportunity that shows up to her. She's very wise . She is very talented at anything and everything. She is an artistic person and loves to talk a lot. She may seem shy at first ... but be aware that she is very talkative if you give her a Few days. She has an amazing smile and she is very playful. But be careful... because once mad she is very wise into how to get through situations .

Girl : Woah! Have you seen how gorgeous Valery is?
Boy: she looks amazing !
Girl : Yup , she's my best friend!

Valery by Jholjer April 13, 2017