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(n) vaginatis is a socially deadly disease caused from the lack of eating animal meat. It is characterized by the manifestation of sores on the skin in the form of tiny vaginas. If it remains untreated the patient may turn into a giant walking pussy.

Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
I'm calling disease control because Serge ordered a salad. I suspect he has vaginatis.

Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
vaginatis by Lupus ain't no pussy December 4, 2011

vagarticle 

nasty airborne particles left over after getting it in with a skank puss.
Damn, bro. I can't believe I had sex with Tiphani last night. I've washed my clothes 3 times and still cant get rid of those vagarticles.
vagarticle by G-Love October 24, 2012

Vagintitass 

When a woman has an extremely small and tight pussy and ass vaginitass
Man I was in my truck about to get with it when I fingered her tight pussy and extremely tight ass damn that girl's got vagintitass
Vagintitass by NeverTail December 9, 2018

vagtastic voyage

n. (pronounced vaj-TA-stick, with the short A sound as in apple)

A journey that involves exploring the world of vaginas.

Also, a clever title for a porn film (as used in the film "Superbad")
ex 1) Dude, I'm going on a vagtastic voyage at the sorority tonight!

ex 2) Yo man, I just whacked off to Vagtastic Voyage
vagtastic voyage by whorebasket October 23, 2007

VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.
VAGINTINES DAY by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010

Vagtastic 

Used when something is as good as vagina (or pussy).
Man, that sandwich was vagtastic, I want some more.
Vagtastic by Mr. Dicktionary December 16, 2008