girlfriend upgrade 

When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag

Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.

Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."

Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.

Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.

girlfriend upgrade by kategspot February 11, 2012

Socially upgrade 

Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.

Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.

Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..

Socially upgrade by PaliKid July 18, 2015

[Swag Upgrade] 

an upgrade of your swag

Yo Isaiah what did you get for Christmas? Yo, santa got me a swag upgrade.

[Swag Upgrade] by LZ Money January 8, 2009

tit upgrade 

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.

Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.

tit upgrade by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

Upgrade 

1.To improve or replace old hardware with new hardware.

2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.

1.I upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive.

2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.

Upgrade by Young Enigma March 11, 2009

Upgrade Slut 

An Upgrade Slut is a fancy or sassy bitch who just got to a whole new level with her hoeism.

Kim Kardashian was such an Upgrade Slut after she put out that sex tape!

Upgrade Slut by QueenOfNinjas August 30, 2016

Comcast Upgrade 

A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.

I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!

Comcast Upgrade by insne4u March 11, 2011