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im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament 

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.
Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
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Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out. 

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.
Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

the cool points are out and i'm all twisted up in your game

ey come on ain't no one seen bringing down the house?
it means i love you
~the cool points are out and im all twisted up in your game.
~aww kevin dat's da sweetest thing anyone has ever told me

Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry 

Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game 

We are past the point where we need to impress one another because I have got the feeling for you
in the movie Bringing Down the House

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game 

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗 

woah 😳
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🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗