teenie mini 

A car being driven by a recently licensed driver, usually too fast and/or careening out of control. Often in a family car, such as a minivan.
Can also be used to describe the driver of the car.

Oh fuck, I've got a teenie mini riding my ass. I'm gonna pull over and let it go by.

Oh dude, did you see that minivan whipping around in traffic? What a teenie mini!

teenie mini by L D Queen September 26, 2008

teenie 

annoying little people who decide a band is worthy of their time based on how much they want to get into the lead singers pants. They then bitch on said singer's spouse claiming that they are 'stealing there man', etc.
If they have gotten to the obsessive stages, they may even take to giving they're "beloved"'s pet names, carrying little pictures in their wallets... etc.
Teenies are astonishingly shallow creatures as they can manage all this without actually buying a single/album. And even if they did it would be to stroke the cover.

teenie girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz my babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo*

more intelligent teenie: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool!

teenie by buggeroff October 10, 2005

teenie-gate 

The night that Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy thanked the FOBR boardies for helping them win three Teen Choice awards. Soon after the awards show aired, the FOBR message boards were floaded with teenies trying to take credit for the dedication of the FOBR boardie vetrans. But the boardie veterans weren't about to surrender the boards to teenies...so stayed and fought them off with sporks and tridents.

teenie-gate gave the boards e-stds, and made it extremely hard to post anything.

teenie-gate by Angie_at_the_disco August 22, 2006

teenie 

A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.

"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"

"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"

teenie by td March 26, 2004

tweener 

One who doesn't fall in any category of people (cliques).

The tweener walked through the halls helplessly looking for a place to belong.

tweener by BreakDown May 13, 2005

the teenies 

The coined term for the new decade of 2010-2019, corresponding with the eighties, nineties, naughties, etc.

OMG, i can't believe we're in the teenies already!

the teenies by KangarooJack69 December 25, 2009

Teenie Weenie Peenie 

teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.

Willy has such a teenie weenie peenie.

Teenie Weenie Peenie by kath__ January 23, 2007