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thatched cave 

Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.

Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.

thatched 

A word that describes massive coolness so as to incite an expression of laid-back style and refinement.
You were really classy handling that situation. Way to be thatched.
thatched by Kirby_roo June 14, 2009

twatchet 

That bitch is a twatchet ho.
twatchet by LIPLANDER June 23, 2022

twatchet 

Twatchet ass bitch.
That bitch is a twatchet ho.
She is a twatchet.
Nasty twatchet.
Queen Twatchetha. (The nastiest most ratchet tweaker you know)
Please shut that twatchet bitch the fuck up.

CAPTAIN SAVE A TWATCHET.
He is acting like a twatchet.
I'm such a twatchet right now, my bad.
twatchet by LIPLANDER June 23, 2022

face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.
I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.

last drinks before the thatched cottage 

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...
Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...