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Beef Truffles 

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.
I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.
Beef Truffles by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018
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Doodie Truffles 

A piece of dog poo that is wrapped nicely in foil.
Feed a couple Reeses Peanut Butter cups to your precious pet with the foil still on. Let it digest. Poop.... And wabaam. Doodie Truffles.
Doodie Truffles by Sargeant Fupa December 5, 2009

Tossing the Truffles 

The act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by passing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, sexual relations and intense, mental duress.

Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ken: I'm giving up on trying to keep Pamela as a Platonic friend. She's on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. She's tried face-raping me several times while I was trying to do my homework. And then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when I ignored a text from her. Enough's enough!

John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?

Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.

Bell Truffles 

Fecal excrement on the bell end of the male penis after having anal sex.
Sandy likes rough anal but she leaves you with some pretty ripe bell truffles.

Turn on the light so I can clean up these bell truffles.

You might want to wipe off the bell truffles before you slob my knob.
Bell Truffles by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Foot Truffles 

when someone shits on a girls foot, then she wanks the guy off with her feet, which have his shit on.
Foot Truffles - "oh dude, I totally got foot truffled last night. there was shit everywhere"
Foot Truffles by Nemoness March 15, 2009

taint truffles 

The little bits of shit that get caught up in your taint hairs.
I went down on a woman and while eating her out I felt like a pig rooting out her taint truffles.
taint truffles by Imafunny August 1, 2017

Trouser Truffles 

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers
Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"