FFR - For Future Referene
Idiot: I crashed my car!
you: Sucks, FFR car's don't go well with boozed up twats like yourself.
when someone shits on a girls foot, then she wanks the guy off with her feet, which have his shit on.
Foot Truffles - "oh dude, I totally got foot truffled last night. there was shit everywhere"