Toddlerbrain-Science

The extension of extremely basic, if not primative, child-like problem solving skills into an adult decision-making environment--where making good decisions based on sound principles of reasoning REALLY fucking matters.

My mommy says that all my prayers will be answered, that I'll see grandpa and kitty-cat in heaven and that all I really need to be successful in life is faith in our divine creator.
<<Really? You're twenty-fucking-five years old. You have no job, lodging or source of legal tender. You are an adult, totally dependent on yer 'mommy' for existence... I've got an idea! Why don't you shit in one of your hands and have god shit faith in the other...see which one fills up first. Without doubt, your Toddlerbrain-Science will serve you well...

Toddlerbrain-Science by YAWA June 16, 2018

Illinois Toddler Fondle 

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

Illinois Toddler Fondle by nolawalking February 24, 2009

toddler CEO 

The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.

The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.

toddler CEO by dookeyboy December 6, 2010

toddler tunnel 

A woman vagina most commonly refering to a MILF's pussy.

I would ravage her toddler tunnel

toddler tunnel by top ropes February 18, 2009

Toddlercan 

1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.

2.) An educational tool used in preschools.

1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."

2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.

Toddlercan by ScrabblerAnon February 6, 2010

Sugar toddler 

A male or female sugar baby who is not young enough to be considered one.

John: Man Tony is such a sugar baby. I can't believe he's using that guy for her money.

Sara: No, he's a sugar toddler. He is way too old to he a sugar baby.

Sugar toddler by mike96pi January 4, 2021

Toddlerkon 

A form of lolicon which involves illustrations of children (mostly females) under the age of 6 is provacative or sexual situations.

Drawn Child Like Pornography involving toddlers.

Toddlerkon by VC March 1, 2005