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tightass 

Someone who treats others ideas and opinions with scrutiny or sees the world in an extremely cynical and sarcastic view.
"Grady can be a real tightass sometimes."
tightass by donnie December 8, 2004

tightass 

someone who is reluctant to spend money when they have no reason not too
Sully is such a dumbass and a tightass, he works full time and has has no debts or anything important to spend his money on, yet he wont buy drinks for his mates
tightass by GOD September 12, 2004

Creamy Tights 

Getting turned on by having quickie sex with a girl with tights and a skirt on. After ejaculating inside her pull the tights back up then when she is stood up, watch as the spunk trickles outta her cunt down her leg through her tights
I met this student girl in a nightclub, she was wearing purple tights and we fucked in an alley. I left her with Creamy Tights
Creamy Tights by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

Withering Tights 

Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights

The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.

shite tights

when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice
whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know

why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
shite tights by Himindoors November 24, 2018

tightass 

1. (noun) Someone who isn't open to understanding anything they don't want to understand; they're closed-minded people and they will judge anything they can't identify with. Ironic part is that other people will say, "what's up that guy's ass?". This might imply that they have a loose ass.

2. (also noun) Someone who many would see as too careful with their money. Being thrifty or cheap.
1. Movie: Coupe de Ville (1990)

Marvin (drill sergeant in the Air Force): "So you think I'm a tight ass huh?"
Bobby egging him on: "Oh I know you're a tightass, everyone knows you're a tightass."

2. "We went to the movies and the dickhead said he forgot his wallet, so I paid for all his shit. The next day, I find out his wallet was in his coat pocket the whole time and he's a surgeon with no family."
tightass by Duffman5 February 11, 2013